Healthy
Me:you were in my dream. we were throwing rocks at cars.
Nora:you were in MY dream. a bartender gave us 8 oz. glasses of vodka.
She's not giving in
Kayla:I just can't do it. Everyone is so crazy ... I don't want to be crazy.
Me:You HAVE to watch it. YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT.
Kayla:NO WAY. Shannon, my 27-year-old married friend used to tell her husband she was going to the gym, and would instead go to the parking garage to read Twilight.
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The Lower 48 - Miles from Minnesota

Thanks, Brad!

Claire is very popular.

Claire is very popular.

Sunday Morning.

Sunday Morning.

Up North.

Up North.

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Freelance Whales - Ghosting

After bowling we played the infamous Crapples to Crapples (Kermit joined).  I must say, it might be my new favorite game.  I think it moved into the favorite slot when I drew:  Tobias Funke, Analrapist.  Brilliance.  Whitney, give me a deck for your birthday.

After bowling we played the infamous Crapples to Crapples (Kermit joined).  I must say, it might be my new favorite game.  I think it moved into the favorite slot when I drew:  Tobias Funke, Analrapist.  Brilliance.  Whitney, give me a deck for your birthday.

minusmanhattan:

fuzzyjensen:

I am bad at this game.

Wait, you were at Bryant Lake Bowl? I was at Bryant Lake Bowl!
Wait, you were at Bryant Lake Bowl?  I WAS AT BRYANT LAKE BOWL!

minusmanhattan:

fuzzyjensen:

I am bad at this game.

Wait, you were at Bryant Lake Bowl? I was at Bryant Lake Bowl!

Wait, you were at Bryant Lake Bowl?  I WAS AT BRYANT LAKE BOWL!

I am bad at this game.

I am bad at this game.

Something Useful

I dated this boy for a little while.  He was a photographer and owned an apartment in Gramercy that was neat and tidy - not like mine.  I liked him mainly because he liked me.  He said I had a lot of layers and that I fascinated him.  That fascinated me.

One night we laid in his lofted bed and read aloud to each other.  I just stumbled upon this poem and remembered that night.

SOMETHING USEFUL by Lee Briccetti

Forget all the boyfriends you have never made peace with
because meanwhile men have never looked better in their
tight pants.  And women with their great legs angled just so
ride sky blue Vespas as nightfall gluts the street
with an incredible clatter of orange crates and aluminum scales.
Forget the end of every movie you have ever seen
because riding the bus past Firenze’s orange roofs
and their myriad bisecting angles is enough turbulence
and resolution for one blessed day.  Forget how you look
in a bathing suit and your passionate yearning to be twenty-two:
here you are on the altar of all good things pressed down
where the azure vaults of the transcendent churches
collect gold stars thick as pastina you can lick off a spoon;
where fiery wings of travailing angels are by osmosis
making you astoundingly rich and beautiful.  Carissima spirit,
forget being born again, you’ve tried that too many times.
Try something useful, like buying a pair of those pointy, sequined
shoes that could make an American geometry class fall on its knees
to right angles; then, take the stupid things you have done
for a walk past the setting domes of western civilization!
You really were born here and that is enough to get you started,
to make you rapturous and ready to fall in love again with,
among other things, the fabulous bread of your fortunate life.

hannahjensen:

this is (was) the same tree outside my window …

hannahjensen:

this is (was) the same tree outside my window …

"why do you love me?"

nostalgiedelaboue:

“because when you cross a street, you seem to be making love to the entire thing. because you smell like a warm croissant when you wake up in the morning. because i feel good with you. because you make me laugh. and you respect me, and you don’t piss me off. because you stimulate me. you’re witty. you’re honest. i love your eyes, your ass. touching the lower half of your face and your neck. the taste of your skin. your belly, your rough hands. the tilt of your eyebrows. because you are the only person with whom i am not playing a game with. because you’re dirty-minded and shameless. strong and fragile. you ask good questions. you make me dream about a perfect world. you give me the impression of being someone good. and because contrary to what you believe, of all the people i know, you are the most gifted for life.”

- frederik peeters, blue pills

I “liked” this post 5 months ago because I wanted to check out the book.  I just got around to Googling, and found out it’s a comic book memoir.  I’m not turned off, just surprised.  I mean, I went to a comic book convention once with my Dad.  Think I might purchase for the sake of something different, and because I really like all the reasons he loves his lady.