This is what I look like when I eat bread and laugh at the same time. 
[photo via Caitlin]

This is what I look like when I eat bread and laugh at the same time. 

[photo via Caitlin]

I have a workmate today.

I have a workmate today.

My Dad is cleaning out his studio and found this gem yesterday.  Photos of us in a Target circular.

My Dad is cleaning out his studio and found this gem yesterday.  Photos of us in a Target circular.

They’re getting married!

They’re getting married!

“Mary Clare, why don’t you ever blog about me?!”

“Mary Clare, why don’t you ever blog about me?!”

Wedding Shower planning/prepping is very stressful.

Wedding Shower planning/prepping is very stressful.

Twenty-six years ago today, Claire was born.  She is the loyal, smart, caring, always-there-for-you friend everyone needs.  I am lucky.
Happy birthday, my little love.
[Photo: September 2009, Niagara Falls]

Twenty-six years ago today, Claire was born.  She is the loyal, smart, caring, always-there-for-you friend everyone needs.  I am lucky.

Happy birthday, my little love.

[Photo: September 2009, Niagara Falls]

People are dumb (vol. 81)

noraborealis:

tschwenn:

Freaks & Geeks, and Undeclared could barely survive 1 season each, and yet, Smallville has been renewed for a 10th year (!).

don’t get me started on arrested development vs. scrubs.

Don’t get me started on Temptation Island vs. Survivor.

What it's like dating an undiagnosed semi-narcoleptic
Matt:What did you say? I was just asleep, dreaming about something that tasted like cheese.
Me:[retells story] ... Matt?!
Matt:Sorry! I was just getting way too involved with a street vendor who was selling sex toys.
I’m about to spend $22.49 (plus shipping), and a lot of time laying/crying on the couch.

I’m about to spend $22.49 (plus shipping), and a lot of time laying/crying on the couch.

GPOYW (my first): I just ate a lot of Vietnamese / I miss my long hair even though I never brushed it edition.

GPOYW (my first): I just ate a lot of Vietnamese / I miss my long hair even though I never brushed it edition.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]  

The Decemberists - The Hazards of Love 4 (The Drowned)

Sometimes (like now) I miss apt 11 so very, very much.

Sometimes (like now) I miss apt 11 so very, very much.

I was SO hungover this morning I puked in my office during a conference call.