January 2008
10 posts
Momma's on Craigslist
My coworker just told me that her mother was losing her mind. I thought my mom could compete - but no. Nothing can really beat what her mom did on Craigslist this afternoon.
Will sit for your Westie (Chicago-near suburbs) ———-  Westie owner of ten years—no longer—would like to offer a Bed and Breakfast get-away for your Westie when you are away. Your Westie...
You'd think I just saw a celebrity.
Last weekend I discovered this guys’ blog thanks to Nora, who shares in my love of surfing the internet and uncovering troves of entertainment. And what a gem it was - and duh, still is. So you’ll imagine my surprise when at 8:30 this morning, as I made my way from my desk into the kitchen for my fourth cup of Columbia Supremo coffee, I walked by him as he headed into a conference room for a...
“Gophers?! Are you from Minneapolis?”
– Last night at The Rock, a fellow Minnesotan stopped me at the drinking fountain to comment on my oversized Gopher sweat pants. She grew up in Hopkins and went to Blake. I think I’m going to rock my MN man sweats more often – I love unexpected conversations.
My 2008
On January 1, 2007, I wrote out my resolutions on a post-it note and stuck it on my mirror. My motives behind this were simple and obvious. I look in that mirror 10+ times per day - if I have my resolutions staring back at me every time I admire myself in my warped, full length mirror, then they’re bound to stick!
And guess what? They all came true. But to be fair, the resolutions were not...
Dreamt it.
Lately I’ve been having the most scary, bizarre dreams. And they involve this person - but in the strangest context.
In one he’s my roommate. He’s telling my friend and I how nice Mike Huckabee is - how we should vote for him. How he’s a family man and has the most beautiful and wonderful children. He plays a home video of Huckabee swinging his blonde-haired children...
Sisterly Texting
[My Dad and Evelyn are in San Francisco right now visiting Lil]
Evelyn: Dad is currently getting his shoes shined by a random man on the street.