February 2009
20 posts
January 2009
26 posts
Sadness
Me: Tommy, I lost my scarf last night.
Tommy: Yeah, and also your self respect and the upper hand.
“Did you just fart? Oh, it was my phone.”
– Vibrations, by Hannah Jensen.
On bottle number 2…
The Leo Woman
The typical Leo woman is glamorous and regal. She isn’t complicated — in fact she’s more up-front and honest. She revels in the spotlight and often finds herself the center of attention. No matter how happy she is in her personal life, a Leo woman needs more. That usually means a career or, in some cases, an involvement in social or community affairs that showcase her creative...
Forget the feeling of being a loser!
anotherdayattheoffice:
Your jeans will need a stronger zipper as too much meat will be pressing on them.
I love one-sentenced spam e-mails. This one is beautiful.
“Birthday’s are about lies. Love is about lies.”
– Nora.
We missed the 1pm ferry to Staten Island.
“Don’t .tif me off, or I’ll .pdf you.”
– Hannah
We can’t figure out what to order for dinner, and things have become violent.
Helpful.
UPS: Yes Mary, we have your package here at our center on 43rd street. Just bring your ID when you come to pick it up. You are Mary Johnson, right?
Me: No, it's Jensen.
UPS: Well I guess you can't come and get it then.
Me: What? They just wrote my name wrong, that's not my fault.
UPS: Well I guess you should have spelled it out for them, huh?
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Me: Hey Roger, it's Mary Clare - just wanted to circle back with you about -
Roger: Mary Clare! I can't talk, but please, please e-mail me. Keep me in your tickler file. CLICK.
You should probably know my cousin Justine. →
3 years ago today.
noraborealis:
I’ve had my gmail adress for almost 4 years, which makes it the most complete diary I’ve ever kept. Sometimes I search through to find exactly what I was doing on this day in years past. 3 years ago, it appears that my cousin Fuzz, then a college senior, was visiting me in my crappy Astoria studio. Our grandma wrote us this email:
I want you two focusing on a fun time and behave...
WatchMy Very Happy Holiday.