November 2009
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I miss drinking bottles of wine with Hannah, and Tommy’s judgment.
NOTE: Those aren’t bruises on my legs, those are fake tattoos.
Diary Entry - February 3, 1997.
My day was good. I wore my black bells with my dragon shirt. Mrs. Markuson said I have detention and have to wash tables just because I was drawing over someone’s doodles on the desk. Besides, I was going to erase it! She also told me that I talk way too much. Riley threw a piece of metal at my head in Metals class. I think that means he likes me? His screen name is Riles427. On...
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dearoldlove:
You called my blog stupid and vain, so I deleted it. After we broke up I started a new one. For two years you’ve been reading it every day. Google analytics, my high school sweetheart.
Nora and I were sitting in the Sonic parking lot and she said: Listen to this Dear Old Love, I really like it. And then she read this. And then I said: I wrote that.
FAILURE.
Mat: MCJ, I did something last night. You won't be proud ...
Me: What?
Mat: I shaved my beard.
Because I mean, I’m me, and I go hard and you either love it or to the...
– We are so related it hurts.
Oh, Thanksgiving 2008 … you were fun. The last 30 seconds make me pee in my pants every time. I wish you could hear Tommy say: I just laughed so hard I farted on Whitney’s leg.
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Me: you were in my dream. we were throwing rocks at cars.
Nora: you were in MY dream. a bartender gave us 8 oz. glasses of vodka.
She's not giving in
Kayla: I just can't do it. Everyone is so crazy ... I don't want to be crazy.
Me: You HAVE to watch it. YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT.
Kayla: NO WAY. Shannon, my 27-year-old married friend used to tell her husband she was going to the gym, and would instead go to the parking garage to read Twilight.
I am a nice daughter. →
Something Useful
I dated this boy for a little while. He was a photographer and owned an apartment in Gramercy that was neat and tidy - not like mine. I liked him mainly because he liked me. He said I had a lot of layers and that I fascinated him. That fascinated me.
One night we laid in his lofted bed and read aloud to each other. I just stumbled upon this poem and remembered that night. SOMETHING USEFUL...
"why do you love me?"
nostalgiedelaboue:
“because when you cross a street, you seem to be making love to the entire thing. because you smell like a warm croissant when you wake up in the morning. because i feel good with you. because you make me laugh. and you respect me, and you don’t piss me off. because you stimulate me. you’re witty. you’re honest. i love your eyes, your ass. touching the lower half of your face...
This unofficial video is pretty radical.
noraborealis:
my talented, intelligent, amazing cousin justine is premiering her new movie tonight in austin.
i love my family.
I am positive that I have the bestest family, ever.
But he doesn't get when I joke
G: I'm so 2007 with a Gmail account now. G-Chat with me already!
Me: Who ARE you?!
G: Are you RETARDED. It says GENE T WEAVER. WE DATED FOR pretty much as long as I can remember.
I own the URL...
– Nora.
Maybe we should settle in a little town in Washington or Oregon. Open a bar or...
– Email from Lilly. We just don’t know what to do with our lives …
So, I think I have a Facebook stalker.
– Mom. Serious dinner convo tonight at Fuji-Ya.