December 2009
32 posts
“I didn’t shower today so I should probably just put on my wig.”
– Lilly
Dec 31st
“If you get into trouble, just run to the church.”
– My Mom just dropped us off at the bar.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
“BUT WHY DID YOU DRINK LAXATIVE TEA BEFORE GOING OUT?”
– Conversation with some girls I know.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
Christmas Dinner
Mom: One year we're going to spend Christmas in Italy.
Grandpa: Why Italy? Why not Afghanistan?
Dec 25th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
Listencatherineirene: gregory alan isakov Catherine...
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 15th
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Dad: You should really watch that SNL with Shannon Tweeter.
Daughters: Shannon Tweeter?
Dad: No ... I mean ... TAYLOR SWIFT!
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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Dec 12th
WatchWatch
Friday Night Babies.
Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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“I’ve said I love you once, and that’s it. And I told him I...”
– Lauren H.
Dec 8th
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 4th
Dinner Table
Dad: So I bought a Prius today.
Mom: WHAT?!
Me: Wait, you didn't know this, Mom?
Mom: Well, we've talked about it ...
Me: Can I drive it?
Dad: No.
Mom: Why would we let you drive it?
Dec 4th
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Best thing that happened to me today. →
Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
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Trichotillomania
Me: What is new?
Gabe: I'm missing an eyebrow (left) which is new.
Me: Wha happen?
Gabe: I had a cut and then I pulled a bunch of hairs around it out during a meeting without realizing how bad it looked.
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
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In August I decided I was going to make one little video per week.  My plan fell through - I only successfully made two.  Here’s the other.  Maybe I’ll try, try again …
Dec 2nd
“I mean, she’s not like us and our group of friends. She’s not super pretty.”
– KP. Wow.  I guess it’s Superficial Girl Talk at Applebees.
Dec 2nd
sometimes its ok not to act your age.
me: also. your legs are soooo bruised
maryclare: HA, hannah drew all over my legs
me: ohhhh, i thought that was that bruise from when u fell in vomit
Dec 1st