December 2009
32 posts
I didn’t shower today so I should probably just put on my wig.
– Lilly
If you get into trouble, just run to the church.
– My Mom just dropped us off at the bar.
BUT WHY DID YOU DRINK LAXATIVE TEA BEFORE GOING OUT?
– Conversation with some girls I know.
Christmas Dinner
Mom: One year we're going to spend Christmas in Italy.
Grandpa: Why Italy? Why not Afghanistan?
Dad: You should really watch that SNL with Shannon Tweeter.
Daughters: Shannon Tweeter?
Dad: No ... I mean ... TAYLOR SWIFT!
Friday Night Babies.
I’ve said I love you once, and that’s it. And I told him I...
– Lauren H.
Dinner Table
Dad: So I bought a Prius today.
Mom: WHAT?!
Me: Wait, you didn't know this, Mom?
Mom: Well, we've talked about it ...
Me: Can I drive it?
Dad: No.
Mom: Why would we let you drive it?
Best thing that happened to me today. →
Trichotillomania
Me: What is new?
Gabe: I'm missing an eyebrow (left) which is new.
Me: Wha happen?
Gabe: I had a cut and then I pulled a bunch of hairs around it out during a meeting without realizing how bad it looked.
In August I decided I was going to make one little video per week. My plan fell through - I only successfully made two. Here’s the other. Maybe I’ll try, try again …
I mean, she’s not like us and our group of friends. She’s not super pretty.
– KP.
Wow. I guess it’s Superficial Girl Talk at Applebees.
sometimes its ok not to act your age.
me: also. your legs are soooo bruised
maryclare: HA, hannah drew all over my legs
me: ohhhh, i thought that was that bruise from when u fell in vomit