March 2009
33 posts
i wonder why it never worked out?
A previous like-interest: kyle and i are doing happy hour in williamsburg. then probably buttermilk/royale/commonwealth, etc. if you guys are out hit us up. i'd love to sucka punch your whore mouth.
“Remember when we were doing drunken cooking in the dorm and I fell bare butted...”
– Afternoon gchat from Kristine.
Middle Child Syndrome.
My sister is at the San Francisco airport about to board a plane to Seattle, where she’ll be greeted by the following: Mom, Dad, Roxanne, Mark, and Lady Di.
I’m so, so jealous.
“I learned to cook and how to live on five dollars a day. I let my curls go wild...”
– How to Survive a Crush - by Michelle Ephraim
When I wake up
Lately I’ve been going to the gym late, coming home, chugging 3 glasses of water, and then passing out. Obviously I end up waking up in the middle of the night for a bathroom break. This morning at 4am I stumbled out of bed, and before falling back to sleep, I groggily checked my blackberry. Among random work e-mails, I found this e-mail from my mom: OH my God, honey. Are you OK?...
My Love - the Bird and the Bee
Bummed to just...
While busy at work
Alex tries to Google video chat me.
Me: hahaha i'm working!
Alex: too bad
Me: let's chat tonight!
Alex: going to be busy at a drag show. i'm going to be in drag. my name is Martina Cosmo.
“…I’m so excited. But I do feel old. I know it sounds stupid, but I...”
– Claire. She’s 25 today.
“Who hires a strategic brand team from Kansas?”
– Co-worker. Straight hatin’ on KS.
