May 2009
42 posts
“Whenever I eat chili, I need a cinnamon roll.”
– Tommy is making chili at 11pm. Hannah can’t eat any, because we don’t have any rolls in this apartment. Besides belly rolls.
April 2009
46 posts
Do you have the SWINE? →
What up
Stu: yo
Stu: yo?
me: yo.
me: yo!
Stu: yo%
Stu: yo$$
me: yo...
Stu: yo yo
me: yo-yo
Stu: my friend needs a date for our double date action. i think it should be you.
Straightforward
Background: While out on Friday night at Marquee (terrible), Jess recognized a creepy dude from her gym. He approached her, and below is the actual conversation they had at the bar.
Creep: You go to Crunch.
Jess: How old are you?
Creep: 40
Jess: I have a boyfriend.
Creep: I’m married.
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Reality
My college non-fiction professor (who’s grown to be my friend), Nicole Johns, has a real book that’s for sale in the real world. A year ago, I told her I’d be her publicist. But then she went and got herself a real book publicist, who is actually doing quite a phenomenal job. Check out these interviews in Marie Claire and The Huffington Post. She’s sending me a signed copy - I can’t...
Film Festing
Last night four Minnesotans gathered to see Seven Minutes In Heaven, which is screening at the Tribeca Film Festival. Having not conducted any research beforehand (I was busy laying in the 88 degree heat, working on my sunburn), I had no idea what to expect. I did, however, have a feeling it was going to open with a scene at a pre-teen boy/girl party. I was way off. Afterwards, the director and...
“Wednesday I have that [bleeping] life coach thing with work.”
– Kayla, while trying to make plans for this week. Meshing work and therapy? It just ain’t right.
Man PMS
While drinking beers at SIDECAR.
Me: What's wrong? Do we need to talk?
Mac: Ugh! Yeah! It's my Tampax client...
“Just say: best of luck. It’s to the point, and shows a lack of feeling.”
– Kayla Advice.
Lesson learned: Google every new person you meet. →
“YAY! We know how to do life!”
– Hannah.
We’re sitting at the dining room table drinking wine, and eating Easter treats. After screaming, Googling, weeping, and live chatting with “Ask Tina” on Turbo Tax about what my Schedule C: Principal Business Code is, Hannah solved the mystery. Happiness all around. Taxes...
“I would do anything for my daughter.”
– I just emailed my dad, asking if he would like to collaborate with me on a mini project. This was the email I got back.
Because I believe in signs.
If you’ve had any interaction with me the past few weeks, you know I’m a complete ball of antsy emotions. But ever since I’ve landed in San Francisco, I’ve been so relaxed and so in love. I’m sitting at a tiny coffee shop a few blocks from Lil’s apartment getting some work done. I just got up to order a sandwich, and noticed the adorable boy sitting a few tables away from me was wearing a...
“I just realized I was rubbing my soft inner arm like you always do to me.”
– Text from Lilly.
I miss my big sister. Ten years ago today, Lil hid all my clothes from me so in the morning, I couldn’t get dressed. I cried like a baby until I realized, APRIL FOOLS!
