September 2009
26 posts
OK / Not OK
I had my first panic attack a month ago. Claire and I were driving our rented Red Jetta from Niagara Falls back to our campsite. It was dark, and there were yellow signs along the freeway warning me I was driving through deer territory. I suddenly had a vision of a deer standing in the road, and me hitting it. I told Claire this, and she said: just make sure if that happens you don’t swerve. ...
We're leaving New York
Kayla: what are you going to miss the most?
Me: the people.
Kayla: the least?
Me: the people.
Animal (Crookers Remix) - Miike Snow Dance party!
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Quiet Dog - Mos Def
Oh, yes.
Offended
Last night my coworkers and I rolled over to Benny’s Burritos to drink margaritas and eat guacamole and celebrate Lauren’s birthday. After we sat down, a dad and his 5-year old son walked up to our table. The dad kept nudging the kid, telling him to go ahead and ask us the question. I assumed the kid was going to ask for one of the Rice Krispies bars Cassie made and had sitting on the...
You Tell Me
This morning on her way to the bagel cart on 23rd street, my 22-year old coworker was told she was a MILF. Should she be flattered, or offended?
