February 2010
31 posts
I don’t like music today. They come out with their piston, whippin’...
– Dinner with Grandpa J
January 2010
38 posts
Goodnight
Matt: So, did you win another National Championship?
Me: What?
Matt: Oh sorry, I was just dreaming.
i had a dream last night that we went to vegas. you two ditched me. i went to...
– this is the exact morning e-mail i need to get to help me snap out of the depression from last night’s game. (via kaylabeth)
Glad my nightmare pulled you from the dumps, Kayla. You would never ditch me in real life, would you?
What do we always say is the most important thing?...
Matt: Let's start a business.
Me: Okay. What skills can you bring?
Matt: I can sketch. I mean, I can trace.
My Morning Jacket (live covers) →
(via tschwenn)
Nice one, Tommy!
Spanish Class
dearoldlove:
I still have the voicemail when you tried to talk dirty to me in Spanish but instead told me you wanted to throw my body down a mine.
Wreck
Me: Can we talk about how horrible I look today?
Lauren: I'm pretty sure we already did. Remember when I asked you this morning if you brushed your hair?
Back in NYC!
Lauren: I really liked the apartment I looked at last night but there's no window in the bedroom. My friend told me that windowless rooms are illegal because the dead air causes tuberculosis and herpes.
Pieri: Oh my gosh! Is that true?!
Lauren: I don't know! Let me Google it.
Remembering 2008
Me: Remember when I told you the entire New York City subway system was constructed in 3 weeks?
Kayla: Remember when you did a somersault off of my futon? And into the radiator?
Me: Remember when I spent all my money and had to live on 5 dollars for an entire week? Remember when you threw a pot at that flying cockroach?
Kayla: Remember when I made you cry in Union Square?
Me: Remember when we slept in the same bed for a week?
Kayla: Remember when we got a free maragarita in a tiny glass from the mexican restaurant because they felt bad we were robbed?
What sounds do rhinos make? You have mine. My elephant dung.
– Juanna was just talking to herself.