March 2010
34 posts
You sounded like a pug dog last night - I have never heard a human being make...
– Evelyn. We’re sharing a room.
Breakfast chat
Dad: When you were growing up, who were you first obsessed with?
Evelyn: Kel from Kenan & Kel. I thought we were made for each other because we both loved ham and orange soda.
People are dumb (vol. 81)
noraborealis:
tschwenn:
Freaks & Geeks, and Undeclared could barely survive 1 season each, and yet, Smallville has been renewed for a 10th year (!).
don’t get me started on arrested development vs. scrubs.
Don’t get me started on Temptation Island vs. Survivor.
What it's like dating an undiagnosed...
Matt: What did you say? I was just asleep, dreaming about something that tasted like cheese.
Me: [retells story] ... Matt?!
Matt: Sorry! I was just getting way too involved with a street vendor who was selling sex toys.