April 2010
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kittyjensen:
A song I wrote a few summers ago…...
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“You are the definition of a shit-show.”
– Very brief email from Tommy.
I wish I could get my wisdom teeth taken out... →
“What is with you and hardboiled eggs?”
– Kayla
“Fuzz, I have something to tell you. Someone in Minneapolis has been Googling you...”
– Serious convo at Barbette with Nora.
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“Do you wanna play roofie roulette?”
– Thomas F.
Regrets
Mom: I don't have any regrets. I mean, I've done some goofy stuff but I've learned from it all.
Madge: Like shoplifting in Canada and going to jail?
Mom: It was ham and cream cheese!
“We come from a line of women who don’t get knocked down. Women who give...”
– Just a morning FYI.
While at a concert...
Matt: Well that's OK, I've eaten a scab in junior high or high school or something like that.
Me: WHAT?!
Matt: Well, I may have read that somewhere.
