June 2010
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May 2010
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Remembering, Part II
Me: Remember when I danced in the street and then locked us out of the apartment and had to run to the locksmith in your shoes because I wasn't wearing any?
Kayla: Remember when that dude puked on a baby on the subway?
Me: Remember when we bought candy at the bodega with 23 cents because that's all the money we had but needed sugar? Or when I spilled an entire bottle of red wine on your carpet minutes and before you were like: don't spill.
Kayla: Or when we ate rotisserie chicken in my bedroom on lawn furniture? Or when I threw a shoe at a mouse at 1AM?
Me: Remember when I said that you had to kill the HUGE roach in my room? You HAD to.
Kayla: Remember the time I fell through the shower door while you were puking standing straight up? Or when you took a shower standing in 8 inches of water and I went in there next and was like ... Fuzz, what the hell? And you were like: oh, I didnt notice.
Activity/Style Committee!
Sitting with Jamie at Bob’s Java Hut. We’re all jacked up on coffee and pita and hummus, and just came up with a brilliant idea for a bar crawl. Requirements: you need to bike, and to wear a bandanna or beret, bloomers or bike shorts, band t-shirt, bangles, bow-tie, and boots. Who’s in?
“Should I feel ashamed that I just took my bra off at my desk?”
– No way, girlfriend.
Fireblog: Things That Were or Are Now on Fire (in... →
(via courtneyc)
One morning I got into work and my coworker was like: OMG! Totally went on a horrible date last night. Cassie called to bail me out and I put her on speaker phone at the table to make it more believable. Or something. ANYWAYS, instead of being like, I BROKE MY LEG I NEED YOUR HELP she was like YOUR APARTMENT IS ON FIRE!
“What are you doing next weekend? I want to measure your bust.”
– Kristine, The Bride.
“You like pugs, Goonies, big sunglasses and old photos. And you lost your last...”
– Gene sums me up in a nutshell?
“Someday I want to be more G.O.B., less Michael Bluth.”
– -Adrian (on him and Arrested Development) (via tschwenn)
Hey Tommy, remember when you told me this?
“Girl, I was a laser tag instructor at Jumping Jax.”
– Dan