Straightforward

Background:	While out on Friday night at Marquee (terrible), Jess recognized a creepy dude from her gym. He approached her, and below is the actual conversation they had at the bar.
Creep:	You go to Crunch.
Jess:	How old are you?
Creep:	40
Jess:	I have a boyfriend.
Creep:	I’m married.