I just got two text messages from T-Mobile alerting me to check my T-Mobile online account. I logged in for the first time ever, and found the above photo, as well as a close up of The Starter Wife book. I went to IMDB to look up the movie/book’s plot, and determine its significance to me: An ex-wife of a Hollywood studio boss starts her life after her divorce. Like, what? I have no idea who these are from, or what they mean. Somebody please advise.

Other fun photos mysterious people have sent me that I just discovered: a photo of my mom holding a bag of Frito Lays Classic potato chips and a glass of wine, a photo of a photo of Tommy, and a close up of Gonzo’s head.