Morning Texts

I woke up to the following…

Lilly: Heading to date #2. Just had a flashback of the movie American Psycho … if this is the last anyone hears of me his name was [redacted].

Nora: You are a ball of sunshiney happiness coated in glitter and magic.

Claire: Why is it that the first time I’ve been undeniably hit on in recent memory, it’s a manly hood lesbian on my way out of work. Just tell me.