Jul. 8, 2009 at 7:35pm
Today there was a crate of lychees in the kitchen at work. I ate one, and then thought about the time we went on a family vacation to Hawaii, and my dad made me smuggle a bag of lychees home with us. I was caught at the airport by a thorough security employee, and was immediately under the impression that I was going to be arrested. I was in 9th grade. BAD MEMORY: My dad just called to inform me that he didn’t ask me to smuggle the lychees home. He told me to make sure we didn’t pack them. But I forgot.

Today there was a crate of lychees in the kitchen at work. I ate one, and then thought about the time we went on a family vacation to Hawaii, and my dad made me smuggle a bag of lychees home with us. I was caught at the airport by a thorough security employee, and was immediately under the impression that I was going to be arrested. I was in 9th grade.

BAD MEMORY: My dad just called to inform me that he didn’t ask me to smuggle the lychees home. He told me to make sure we didn’t pack them. But I forgot.