noraborealis:

Screw Lil Wayne, my 3-year-old niece left this mysterious freestyle on my sister’s iphone this morning (yeah, it’s the 21st century) and solidified her position as the future of hip-hop.

I get a shout-out for being fatter than her or her mom, but also for being faster. A win all around.

Lyrics (via iknowright—edited by trixie’s mom) below:

I’m the best as you can see
I’m the best as you can see

Theo is cuter than me
I love him
so much
my friend Auntie Nora is a big kid
She is fatter than me or my mom

So she’s just a big one
Ready or not
She’s faster than me or not

Me O.D
And me O.D.
And me Dah Dah
And me Doe Cee
And me told Owl
Tole tan to move
And he tole dun
To doe doe dum.

And anything would make them happy

And anyone would make mySELF happy.

It’s so fun to let you over
But I’m gonna have a sleepover with Brenna you see
So take all the guns
And shoot in the playgroup
Bad guys in
But I’m not a bad guy
My name is Trixie Madod

(sung)
But I don’t talk
Over my parent and my dolly
But I’m
I like to sew

So please don’t let me go

I liked this place so please don’t let me go

Bye Bye
Have a good time
Bye!