Momma’s on Craigslist

My coworker just told me that her mother was losing her mind. I thought my mom could compete - but no. Nothing can really beat what her mom did on Craigslist this afternoon.

Will sit for your Westie (Chicago-near suburbs)
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Westie owner of ten years—no  longer—would like to offer a Bed and Breakfast get-away for your Westie  when you are away.

Your Westie cannot be a biter, and he or she  must be in good health.
I will need good medical references from you  prior to our agreement.

$15.00/Day—not longer than three weeks.  

References:
Carlson Animal Hospital, Oak Park

Location: Chicago-near suburbs  
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