Fatty, fatty, FATTY!

[While talking on the phone and looking at old iPhoto pictures]
Me:	What happened to us? We got so fat.
Lil:	I know. I don't even eat a lot and I workout! I don't know what's happening!
Me:	I know, me too!
Lil:	I don't think it's fat. I think it's a tumor! It's all tumor...
Me:	[silent laughing]
Lil:	I'm going to the gym for two hours. But I have work to do. I think I need a personal assistant.
Me:	[still silent laughing]
Lil:	I mean, I sweat at the gym!