This morning I emailed my Mom and was like: WUSSUP?! And she emailed me back and was like: Dad caught the mouse. It’s on the back steps, dead. The carcass is blanketed in snow. I came home around noon and the doorbell rang because my Jimmy Johns delivery man had arrived.  I opened the door and he was like:  Here is your sandwich.  WHAT IS THAT? And pointed to the ground.  And I was like:  That is a mouse that my parents killed.

This morning I emailed my Mom and was like: WUSSUP?! And she emailed me back and was like: Dad caught the mouse. It’s on the back steps, dead. The carcass is blanketed in snow. I came home around noon and the doorbell rang because my Jimmy Johns delivery man had arrived.  I opened the door and he was like:  Here is your sandwich.  WHAT IS THAT? And pointed to the ground.  And I was like:  That is a mouse that my parents killed.

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