Wait, I take that back. I can wait for my next encounter with Lloyd / Man in White.

secretradio:

(via fuzzyjensen)

Fuzz, two questions.

1) Carry mace. If you already do, carry double-barrel mace. I know that wasn’t a question, but I fear for your safety.

2) Do you have ANY IDEA why Lloyd Koulen was so angry at you? Other than him being being batshit insane? I’m fascinated by this.

1) I know karate. Actually, I don’t. But I think I could break this man in half because he’s so skinny. Perhaps I will invest in some double-barrel mace, too. Just to be safe.

2) I have NO IDEA why Lloyd hates me. I’m blonde and blue-eyed, the perfect prototype in his eyes (as Molly pointed out). Maybe I was covering his view of the puppies? Talking too loud? The reasons are endless.

Thanks for caring, Dave. Heartz.

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