NEWSFLASH, LADIES: Men will judge your torso.

me:	what about tina?
Alex:	oh...ummm
yeah
that came to head this weekend
and also
Plan B and a half
fell through
interestingly enough
when i saw her in a bikini
me:	ALEX!
that's horrible
i can't believe that
TERRRRRIBLE
Alex:	what
me:	shame shame
Alex:	that i wasnt interested cause i saw that she's actually really pudgy
Alex:	she has a good rack and nice legs, and knows how to dress herself to cover it all up
but
the bikini cant hide the truth ;)
me:	omg
send me a picture of this girl
and that's why women are so self conscious
Alex:	well....in her case
it was a giant let down
i need to give her kudos on her clothing selection
because
i was very surprised
me:	i'm never going to be in a bikini around you
ever
Alex:	HAHAAH
im not interested in u tho
u could traipse around nekid
i wouldnt care
me:	that doesn't matter
you're still going to think i'm fat
Alex:	romantically i mean
uh uh
i wouldnt think so
me:	alex, you're making me angry
that girl is hot
Alex:	yeah - i thought she was hot, and i really dont mean to make you angry
this isnt a conscious thing that happened
its something i felt inside
me:	i just can't believe this
she's a babe
what's wrong with her middle?
is it THAT bad?
Alex:	yeah
it is
i realized
that, she uses her boobs to press out her shirts
like
the fabric juts out from there
and doesnt show lines from the stomach
me:	WHAT?
well she's got big boobs and nice legs and she's hot and interesting
Alex:	yeah
me:	you're done with her because of her torso?
Alex:	that was my thinking
me:	i can't believe this