My coworker Annie is trying to get me to date her friend Cameron. I met him last week at a happy hour and kindly declined. She just sent me the above photo and said:

i think we should still have a double date. i think your decision was influenced. you need to bond and fall in love and have babies who love cheese.

She’s almost as convincing as my old client who wanted me to date her son. Client gave her son my cell phone number and he called me twice. It was awkward.