>WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?: mary clare jensen
>NICKNAMES?: fuzzy and muk
>SINGLE OR TAKEN?: so single!
>BIRTHDAY?: july 27, 1984
>ZODIAC SIGN?: leo
>AGE?: 24 – three days ago I entered my mid-twenties and I’m okay with that
>HAIR?: check. although I’ve always toiled with the idea of a buzz cut.
>WHERE DO YOU LIVE?: i live in queens today, and will live in brooklyn tomorrow
>WHAT COLOUR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: green stripes
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?: i’m working – my multi-tasking skills have come back! i’m on hold with an editor, typing this, and drinking diet coke!
>WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU DID?: over lunch with my coworkers i had a brilliant idea to start a babysitters club book club. so we are.
>WHAT IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU: orange sunglasses, raisins, my blackberry, my cell phone, a mini crate of raspberries (one tasted like a moth ball so i’ve stopped eating them), scissors, a fake gold ring, 7 nickels…lots of things…
>WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU ATE OUT WITH?: coworkers – sushi lunch special for $7
>IF U WERE A TOY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: a skip-it
>WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: some tropical island with a beach and sharks and a hammock
>WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: matthew saracen
>HOWS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?: it’s nice – sunny but not too hot
>LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE?: an editor named amy
>LAST PERSON WHO TEXT YOU: danielle epps aka danni star
>LAST PERSON YOU TEXT: kayla h
>DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?: yes, I love the internet!
>WHAT DO YOU THINK A TOBLERONE IS?: a delicious candy bar
>U WEARING RIGHT NOW?: a thrifted navy blue dress and red patent leather flats. the dress was $8! and my mom bought my shoes!
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?: i do
>WHO DO CONSIDER YOUR CLOSEST/BESTEST FRIEND?: i have way too many – but I gotta say my sisters
>WHAT WAS THE BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN TO YOU?: “you look juicy – read skinny bitch and it will change your life” – my sister
>DO U OWN A VEHICLE?: no. although I will own one for 24 hours starting tomorrow at 9am. it’s a uhaul and i might crash it.
>HAVE YOU EVER WON A SPECIAL AWARD?: so many! i was a cheerleader. i was a big deal. i was on the minnesota all state team. do you even know what that means? i also won “best eyes” in high school. oh, holler!
>WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE PLANS?: to be happy. always.
>FAVOURITE FOOD?: tacos/burritos and ice cream
>FAVOURITE FILM: um, empire records.
>LAST FILM YOU SAW AT CINEMA?: sex and the city. it’s really hard to spend $12 on a movie.
>FAVE BOYS COLOGNE: not sure
>FAVE GIRLS PERFUME: dolce & gabanna – light blue
>DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?: i love to dance – especially the truffle shuffle and the charleston
>ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK ANYONE OUT?: no way – I love putting myself into awkward situations.
>IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ANTHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: i would never.
>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: oh yes.
>WHAT IS THE MOST STUPID THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?: leave my purse in a cab? leave my cell phone in a yogurt store?
>DO YOU LIKE SCARY OR HAPPY MOVIES?: both, although I get really scared in scary movies – like, I could barely watch goosebumps movies.
>CHRISTMAS OR EASTER?: xmas
>LUST OR LOVE?: um, i love, love.
>KISSES OR HUGS?: kugs
>IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: a magical person would pay my rent
>WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR PYJAMAS: i don’t wear pyjamas, and you don’t spell things right
>WHAT COLOUR’S YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?: it’s white and red
>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?: i think good things about it
>DO U WANT UR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?: of course. w/b, friends!
>WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: hannah jensen
>WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: my dad
>FAVE PART OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?: their manly qualities
>WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: guilt and getting your foot stepped on by a stiletto
>WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?: i need a new cell phone alarm ringer and a robot to make me coffee and carry me to the shower. no, really, i do. well, unless it’s the weekend.
>ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR WICKED??: totally wicked, dude. although lil and evelyn made me start watching final destination 3 and I said it was dumb and we should watch something else, but really I was scared by the opening roller coast scene.
>HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU LET THE PHONE RING BEFORE YOU ANSWER IT?: i don’t have a ring, i have a circus carousal song that plays and I pick it up fast because it’s so annoying
>IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: britney spears. i think she’s still alive.
>IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB IN THE WORLD WHAT WOULD IT BE: a professional world traveler
>IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: half full
>WHATS YOUR FAVE NUMBER?: number 1
ON GIRLS FOR GUYS TO FILL OUT (for guys only)
>THONG OR KNICKERS:
>LONG OR SHORT HAIR:
>TALL OR SHORT:
>BREASTS OR BUM?:
>BRAINS OR BEAUTY?:
>TAN OR FAIR?:
FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT ON GUYS
>BOXERS OR Y FRONTS: oh, wow. boxers.
>DARK OR FAIR: darrrrkkkk
>TALL OR SMALL: i like tall, but i always fall for the shorties
>MOST IMPORTANT PHYSICAL FEATURE: overall good looking
>CHOCOLATE - WHITE OR MILK?: milk
>ROOT BEER OR DOCTOR PEPPER?: it’s actually dr. pepper
>MUD OR JELLY WRESTLING?: what kind of jelly?
>SKIING OR BOARDING?: boarding, although I’ve never tried it
>DAY OR NIGHT?: day
>SUMMER OR WINTER?: summer shanty
>CAKE OR PIE?: cupcakes
>SILVER OR GOLD?: gold, especially gaudy gold
>DIAMONDS OR PEARLS?: right now? fake diamonds (don’t tell my future husband) and real pearls
>SUNRISE OR SUNSET?: sunset
>HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A BONE?: just my toes from tumbling in my basement as a child. in this instance, child can mean anytime up until the age of 21.
>DO YOU WEAR RINGS?: i do, i do.
>DO YOU HATE ANYONE: no! i love everyone!
>ARE YOU LOUD OR QUIET: i’m loud and annoying
>DO U BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: always have, always will
