Afternoon Challenge: “SHIT” search in Gmail box

1. Kayla: I just shit my pants.
   
2. Me: Even though there is a lettuce recall because of this E coli shit, I still eat salad all the time.
   
3. Kayla: You are sad, or shit is sad?
   
4. Linnea: I am so damn excited I just might shit all over these walls.
   
5. Me: Tonight we meet at CVS. We bug the shit our of our apartment and clean EVERYTHING. Then, we go to the gym. I couldn’t sleep last night because I was so nervous.
   
6. Nora: But I think you’ll like him, he’s very sweet. But snarky, he will talk shit back to you.
   
7. Alex: It was more than just “for show” and I was kind of glued in my shoes. Upon further analysis I realized SHIT, I should have jumped on that.
   
8. Nora: We hired movers, but if you want to come over and help me put shit away in my teeny tiney baby room I’ll buy you sushi.
   
9. Kristine: LA Fitness is the new gym in the area — it’s all over the country, but new here only $35 a month
   Me: WHAT?! 35 DOLLARS? HOLY SHIT.
   
10. Me: I will buzz the shit out of us
    Lilly: Yes. And you know what I was thinking about this morning? Bad gas station coffee.