Went out for $3 sushi rolls with Cher last Thursday. She took the above photo when I was taking care of a little business and started laughing hysterically. I looked at the photo.

Me: Ah! Why do I look so weird? Who let me out?

Cheryl: Um, yeah, I was gonna say. You really need roommates immediately so they can tell you when you shouldn’t leave the house.

Now that’s one honest friend. Roommates, hurry up! I’m a disaster!