Golden Valley Man

I just called my dad to chat. He told me he started a blog about his three daughters on Tumblr. His blog name has always been Golden Valley Man, so he tells me:

I decided to Google “Golden Valley Man” - but all that comes up are gay porn sites. Maybe I should change it.

I told him no way. You can’t ever change your blog name. He agreed and the topic changed to New York City, my Brooklyn apartment, and new little roomies. I asked if he would come visit soon. He said:

Well, I’m just a poor white guy.