Lately I’ve been thinking that instead of being a publicist, I’m really meant to be a documentary filmmaker. Look, I know I’ve got some work to do, but I want to present you with my first masterpiece.

PLOT SYNOPSIS: A handful of weekends ago, friends met up in Greenpoint to say farewell to Boots before he left for tour. After a dozen beers, we dipped. On the way back to Boots’ apartment, we stopped for bread. Then we realized stuff was left at the bar. We went back, but it was closed so we were locked out. We finally got in, retrieved things and peed, and then Boots got locked out and Stewie and I got locked in. We recapped the situation, reconnected with friends, and then we were unlocked and set free.

Enjoy. There is more where this came from.