3 years ago today.

noraborealis:

I’ve had my gmail adress for almost 4 years, which makes it the most complete diary I’ve ever kept. Sometimes I search through to find exactly what I was doing on this day in years past.  3 years ago, it appears that my cousin Fuzz, then a college senior, was visiting me in my crappy Astoria studio.  Our grandma wrote us this email:

I want you two focusing on a fun time and behave yourselves
of course I know you will be perfect little angels whooping it
up in the big city.——-have extra special exciting great stuff on
your program—see ya       grandma

What she didn’t know was that my then-boyfriend would pull a wart from his hand using his teeth during that very weekend. Extra special exciting great stuff indeed!

This just made me throw up water all over my lap.