lillyjensen:

Over the holidays, I heard through the DeLaSalle grapevine that this guy I went to high school with is going to be on the upcoming season of The Bachelorette.  This is his audition tape.  You may want to ff to the “hobbies” segment or to one of the many testimonials including an exchange student, a friend of an ex-fiance, and a former fat kid.

I’m pretty sure about 80% of this isn’t true, but I still bet he makes it to the top 10.

This is the most boring video I have ever seen. The only good part are all the Minnesota accents. Isn’t Matt funny? Didn’t he spend his high school days mooning the entire student body? Is this what happens when you’re desparate for love?