When I wake up

Lately I’ve been going to the gym late, coming home, chugging 3 glasses of water, and then passing out. Obviously I end up waking up in the middle of the night for a bathroom break. This morning at 4am I stumbled out of bed, and before falling back to sleep, I groggily checked my blackberry. Among random work e-mails, I found this e-mail from my mom:

OH my God, honey. Are you OK?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29618725/

I panicked, followed the link, tried to read it, got confused, passed back out, and dreamt that my apartment caught on fire.

My mom and dad are currently on Vancouver Island, so I can’t call her yet to let her know she needs to watch her language - she gave me a mini heart attack and ruined my nice dreams.